Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Wanted: Suitable Playground Buddies

WANTED
Playground buddies for kind-hearted kindergarten boy, more interested in role-playing than kickball. 1-2 years playground experience maximum. Must love Star Wars, fake battles, and chasing the occasional girl. Superpowers preferred. Absolutely no pranksters, false friends, or tattle-tales. No one likes that. Please send application to Elementary Mama ASAP.

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